Hastings making a dick of itself.

[crafters_corner]

https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/1271063...ncy-castle

Any gals wanna join me on a trip to Hastings??

[Magoo]

mum can we get the pretty pink mushroom one ?

[crafters_corner]

mum can we get the pretty pink mushroom one ?

They're all pink, you silly sausage.

Can we go by size??

[Magoo]

a bouncy castle for your kids birthday?
ive got a mate whos got one...

[crafters_corner]

a bouncy castle for your kids birthday?
ive got a mate whos got one...

All the guys I know have got one too.

[TygerTung]

Will they do a female version also or would that be controversial? One could enter through a special "tunnel".

[crafters_corner]

Will they do a female version also or would that be controversial? One could enter through a special "tunnel".

I'm sure it could be arranged.

Could be quite a fun bouncy castle party.

We could get a group together of tmmb members, and get a bus down there.

[Magoo]

its a little bit creepy tbh call me a prude
somehow childrens toys and penis themes is...inappropriate.
kind of like giving a baby a dildo to teeth on

[Oh_hunnihunni]

I want one with a massage function.

And a crane.

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its a little bit creepy tbh call me a prude
somehow childrens toys and penis themes is...inappropriate.
kind of like giving a baby a dildo to teeth on

C'mon magoo, you remember how babies are made, right?

[Magoo]

and a bicycle tyre repair kit

[Oh_hunnihunni]

I don't need a bouncy castle really. I am my own version!

[Lilith7]

I want one with a massage function.

And a crane.

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its a little bit creepy tbh call me a prude
somehow childrens toys and penis themes is...inappropriate.
kind of like giving a baby a dildo to teeth on

C'mon magoo, you remember how babies are made, right?

  A 'massage function?'

So...a virtual vibrator, then? 

[crafters_corner]

its a little bit creepy tbh call me a prude
somehow childrens toys and penis themes is...inappropriate.
kind of like giving a baby a dildo to teeth on

Oh magoo, you missed the most important bit of the story.

"Leave the kids at home - this bouncy castle is for the adults".

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I want one with a massage function.

And a crane.

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C'mon magoo, you remember how babies are made, right?

  A 'massage function?'

So...a virtual vibrator, then? 

haha, not sure that's what hunni meant, but we'll go with your version here lilith, coz it sounds like fun.

[Magoo]

you read the story?
i couldnt be bothered

[Lilith7]

its a little bit creepy tbh call me a prude
somehow childrens toys and penis themes is...inappropriate.
kind of like giving a baby a dildo to teeth on

Oh magoo, you missed the most important bit of the story.

"Leave the kids at home - this bouncy castle is for the adults".

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  A 'massage function?'

So...a virtual vibrator, then? 

haha, not sure that's what hunni meant, but we'll go with your version here lilith, coz it sounds like fun.

I was unable to resist....

[crafters_corner]

Oh magoo, you missed the most important bit of the story.

"Leave the kids at home - this bouncy castle is for the adults".

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haha, not sure that's what hunni meant, but we'll go with your version here lilith, coz it sounds like fun.

I was unable to resist....

I understand completely. I mean, what woman could ever refuse a virtual vibrator.

[Lilith7]

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I was unable to resist....

I understand completely. I mean, what woman could ever refuse a virtual vibrator.