Hastings making a dick of itself.

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Hastings making a dick of itself. - crafters_corner - 26-11-2021

https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/127106326/hastings-party-company-makes-impression-on-social-media-with-giant-phallus-bouncy-castle

Any gals wanna join me on a trip to Hastings?? Big Grin

RE: Hastings making a dick of itself. - Magoo - 26-11-2021

mum can we get the pretty pink mushroom one ?

RE: Hastings making a dick of itself. - crafters_corner - 26-11-2021

(26-11-2021, 11:12 AM)Magoo Wrote: mum can we get the pretty pink mushroom one ?

They're all pink, you silly sausage.

Can we go by size??

RE: Hastings making a dick of itself. - Magoo - 26-11-2021

a bouncy castle for your kids birthday?
ive got a mate whos got one...

RE: Hastings making a dick of itself. - crafters_corner - 26-11-2021

(26-11-2021, 11:17 AM)Magoo Wrote: a bouncy castle for your kids birthday?
ive got a mate whos got one...

All the guys I know have got one too. Blush

RE: Hastings making a dick of itself. - TygerTung - 26-11-2021

Will they do a female version also or would that be controversial? One could enter through a special "tunnel".

RE: Hastings making a dick of itself. - crafters_corner - 26-11-2021

(26-11-2021, 12:37 PM)TygerTung Wrote: Will they do a female version also or would that be controversial? One could enter through a special "tunnel".

I'm sure it could be arranged.

Could be quite a fun bouncy castle party.

We could get a group together of tmmb members, and get a bus down there.

RE: Hastings making a dick of itself. - Magoo - 26-11-2021

its a little bit creepy tbh call me a prude
somehow childrens toys and penis themes is...inappropriate.
kind of like giving a baby a dildo to teeth on

RE: Hastings making a dick of itself. - Oh_hunnihunni - 26-11-2021

I want one with a massage function.

And a crane.

(26-11-2021, 01:05 PM)Magoo Wrote: its a little bit creepy tbh call me a prude
somehow childrens toys and penis themes is...inappropriate.
kind of like giving a baby a dildo to teeth on

C'mon magoo, you remember how babies are made, right? Big Grin

RE: Hastings making a dick of itself. - Magoo - 26-11-2021

and a bicycle tyre repair kit

RE: Hastings making a dick of itself. - Oh_hunnihunni - 26-11-2021

I don't need a bouncy castle really. I am my own version!

RE: Hastings making a dick of itself. - Lilith7 - 26-11-2021

(26-11-2021, 01:06 PM)Oh_hunnihunni Wrote: I want one with a massage function.

And a crane.

(26-11-2021, 01:05 PM)Magoo Wrote: its a little bit creepy tbh call me a prude
somehow childrens toys and penis themes is...inappropriate.
kind of like giving a baby a dildo to teeth on
C'mon magoo, you remember how babies are made, right?

┬á A 'massage function?'

So...a virtual vibrator, then?┬á Big Grin

RE: Hastings making a dick of itself. - crafters_corner - 26-11-2021

(26-11-2021, 01:05 PM)Magoo Wrote: its a little bit creepy tbh call me a prude
somehow childrens toys and penis themes is...inappropriate.
kind of like giving a baby a dildo to teeth on

Oh magoo, you missed the most important bit of the story.

"Leave the kids at home - this bouncy castle is for the adults".

(26-11-2021, 01:09 PM)Lilith7 Wrote:
(26-11-2021, 01:06 PM)Oh_hunnihunni Wrote: I want one with a massage function.

And a crane.

C'mon magoo, you remember how babies are made, right?
┬á A 'massage function?'

So...a virtual vibrator, then?┬á

haha, not sure that's what hunni meant, but we'll go with your version here lilith, coz it sounds like fun.

RE: Hastings making a dick of itself. - Magoo - 26-11-2021

you read the story?
i couldnt be bothered

RE: Hastings making a dick of itself. - Lilith7 - 26-11-2021

(26-11-2021, 01:11 PM)crafters_corner Wrote:
(26-11-2021, 01:05 PM)Magoo Wrote: its a little bit creepy tbh call me a prude
somehow childrens toys and penis themes is...inappropriate.
kind of like giving a baby a dildo to teeth on
Oh magoo, you missed the most important bit of the story.

"Leave the kids at home - this bouncy castle is for the adults".

(26-11-2021, 01:09 PM)Lilith7 Wrote: ┬á A 'massage function?'

So...a virtual vibrator, then?┬á
haha, not sure that's what hunni meant, but we'll go with your version here lilith, coz it sounds like fun.

I was unable to resist.... Angel

RE: Hastings making a dick of itself. - crafters_corner - 26-11-2021

(26-11-2021, 01:18 PM)Lilith7 Wrote:
(26-11-2021, 01:11 PM)crafters_corner Wrote: Oh magoo, you missed the most important bit of the story.

"Leave the kids at home - this bouncy castle is for the adults".

haha, not sure that's what hunni meant, but we'll go with your version here lilith, coz it sounds like fun.

I was unable to resist....

I understand completely. I mean, what woman could ever refuse a virtual vibrator. Tongue

RE: Hastings making a dick of itself. - Lilith7 - 26-11-2021

crafters_corner

(26-11-2021, 01:18 PM)Lilith7 Wrote: I was unable to resist....

I understand completely. I mean, what woman could ever refuse a virtual vibrator. Tongue