Mile high jokes

[Oh_hunnihunni]

First it was that guy crashing his plane for likes and then it was our very own version...

https://www.stuff.co.nz/opinion/12844903...turbulence

[harm_less]

Well written bit of satire followed by the expected polarised comments.

[Oldfellah]

I asked the flight attendant on the plane if I could join the mile high club.
She replied back, " Sir, we don't offer that service, we are Virgin Airlines".

Mile High Club
I thought I had joined the mile high club. Turns out it doesn't count if you are by yourself.

I just joined the mile-high club.
Very few people are that skilled on a trampoline.

[Lilith7]

I asked the flight attendant on the plane if I could join the mile high club.
She replied back, " Sir, we don't offer that service, we are Virgin Airlines".

Mile High Club
I thought I had joined the mile high club. Turns out it doesn't count if you are by yourself.

I just joined the mile-high club.
Very few people are that skilled on a trampoline.