"It wasnÔÇÖt until I stopped drinking that I realised Aotearoa is swimming in booze".

[Lilith7]

IT surprises me how many new booze outlets have opened up in small towns ,especially noticeable on last weekend road trip, around the South Island ....
....Timaru my home town has the Record for new openings ! whats with that ?
....I put my Booze money into Petrol for my Classics and have noticed that my health has improved ,my bank balance thanks me ,and i do not have to go to the recycle center, to get rid of the bottles that wont fit in our Wheelie bin (or the neighours !
....  Plus there is a bonus,with all the new builds going on around our house ...we finally had a couple days without yahoo/ pissed/ Barbecue/yelling and no volume control , out of tune singing all alcohol fueled ...
....Ah the joys of being semi retired ,,where do i apply, for the Grumpy old Man of the Month award ?

 Good for you.  Nothing wrong with the odd bit of grumpiness, now & then.