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We're all going to die ?
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.....*nods
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(12-11-2021, 08:01 PM)volcwatcher Wrote: .....*nods
Nothing surer. None of us are immortal.
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#3
I know this much anyway. There are a lot of people dying now who have never died before.
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#4
Get out of jail free card...
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#5
We all have a lifetime's experience in not dying, and yet...
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#6
Nah you can't get rid of me that easily.
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(12-11-2021, 08:53 PM)Rumpelteazer Wrote: I know this much anyway.    There are a lot of people dying now who have never died before.
Yeah and when you read the death notices in the paper they all die in alphabetical order
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#8
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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#9
Lol death humour, love it... Keep it coming
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#10
Cause of death...

Patient laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died
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#11
i plan on living forever.
So far its a plan thats worked well for me.
So if you disappear out of view You know I will never say goodbye
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#12
I have a favourite 'death joke' - its true but slightly lengthy but well worth seeing; don't watch if easily offended, though.
Russel Howard, cancer funeral.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5DwnQoA_Io
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)
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(13-11-2021, 05:58 PM)Lilith7 Wrote: I have a favourite 'death joke' - its true but slightly lengthy but well worth seeing; don't watch if easily offended, though.
Russel Howard, cancer funeral.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5DwnQoA_Io
That's epic. Thanks for sharing.
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#14
If death is anything like sleep, it's going to be interesting when I frequently rise from the grave to pee.
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#15
"I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.ÔÇØ
Twain, I believe...
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#16
Why have you got 29 reputations, and I have 10??
How many people have you had to bribe?
Giving favours away? I've told you not to do that.
I will give you one of mine, if you give me one of yours?
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