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April 1st today so seems a good time for silly headlines - ones we'd like to see.
"Putin ends war, elopes with his one true love, Trump."
"Peace breaks out across world"
"Boris steps down to begin new career as clown."
"Weapons manufacturers go out of business."
"Month of Sundays to start New Year."
"New 'Bliss' pill to enlighten CT'ers."
"Disused weapons melted down for roofing, cutlery."
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)
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Jacinda Ardern steps down as prime minister.
Laughter is the best medicine
unless you have diarrhea
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One already suggested: Brian and Hannah Tamaki read bible and discover that the poor will inherit the earth. Mass cash give-away at church.
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01-04-2022, 01:37 PM
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(01-04-2022, 01:36 PM)Olive Wrote: One already suggested:  Brian and Hannah Tamaki read bible and discover that the poor will inherit the earth.  Mass cash give-away at church.
Love it, brilliant!
"Lord Lucan surfaces, claims vampire killed the nanny."
"Millionaires end world poverty with massive donations."
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Novachok Suspected in Kremlin Case
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"Pope removes all misogyny from Catholicism, effective immediately."
"Politicians world-wide fitted with foolproof device to prevent lying."
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)
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