26-12-2021, 06:22 PM
and who was a milf
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26-12-2021, 06:35 PM
with small tits and a
Be the kind of woman, that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil goes "oh crap, she's up".
26-12-2021, 07:40 PM
lip, which made her look
Be the kind of woman, that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil goes "oh crap, she's up".
26-12-2021, 09:29 PM
lol
who'd been shagging the local Be the kind of woman, that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil goes "oh crap, she's up".
27-12-2021, 10:10 AM
and really not very well.
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)
27-12-2021, 10:16 AM
because she had a tight
Be the kind of woman, that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil goes "oh crap, she's up".
27-12-2021, 10:28 AM
ambitious schedule to keep to
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)
27-12-2021, 11:38 AM
Once upon a time in Darkest Moldavia, a tiny frog leapt onto a fat ladies hat, knocking it off her head. She screamed "somebody help me" The dog came to help but the fat lady couldn't get out of the chair, so she started to sing ÔÇ£so now its all over I'm off to sunny DoverÔÇØ, but ÔÇ£oh noÔÇØ said Rover. you're coming with me to.. Diyarbakir in south east Turkey where old male turkeys gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble their food so quickly that they can sometimes explode violently unless they fart very quickly or accidently crap their pants which can sometimes be unpleasant, but not as unpleasant as falling into a full cesspit of crocodiles, snakes and ladders or worse, of hungry piranha's, with hungry bellies and big and very sharp white teeth, that makes the dentist smile, because it will cost hundreds, and adding to his holiday fund and for his wife to spend, adding to their extensive library of porn, BDSM and witchcraft inherited from his grandmother's sister who was sometimes a witch who liked her men rich and who was a milf with small tits and a heavily tattooed and pierced lower lip, which made her look like a hairy drag queen whoÔÇÖd been shagging the locals, and really, not very well, because she had a tight ambitious schedule to keep to go to crafters corners place...
Be the kind of woman, that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil goes "oh crap, she's up".
30-12-2021, 09:21 AM
to hang out and enjoy
Be the kind of woman, that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil goes "oh crap, she's up".
30-12-2021, 10:17 AM
Cherry picking season
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)
30-12-2021, 10:38 AM
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(30-12-2021, 10:17 AM)Lilith7 Wrote: Cherry picking seasonYou've forgotten the rules here granny  5 words. But, coz I'm a nice, but sometimes naughty, girl, I will let you off. where all the girls gather Be the kind of woman, that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil goes "oh crap, she's up".
Whose cherries are they picking 
30-12-2021, 10:47 AM
Bugger - sorry forgot!
The chap whose orchard grows
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30-12-2021, 01:11 PM
big melons and even bigger
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30-12-2021, 02:37 PM
Pineapples, coconuts, cucumbers and peaches
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)
30-12-2021, 03:15 PM
which was odd because she
Be the kind of woman, that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil goes "oh crap, she's up".
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