26-12-2021, 09:48 AM
their food so quickly that
Be the kind of woman, that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil goes "oh crap, she's up".
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26-12-2021, 09:48 AM
their food so quickly that
Be the kind of woman, that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil goes "oh crap, she's up".
26-12-2021, 10:11 AM
They can sometimes explode violently
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)
26-12-2021, 10:16 AM
26-12-2021, 10:19 AM
or accidently crap their pants
Be the kind of woman, that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil goes "oh crap, she's up".
26-12-2021, 10:20 AM
which can sometimes be unpleasant
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)
26-12-2021, 10:28 AM
but not as unpleasant as
Be the kind of woman, that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil goes "oh crap, she's up".
26-12-2021, 12:59 PM
falling into a full cesspit
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)
26-12-2021, 01:56 PM
of crocodiles, snakes and ladders
Be the kind of woman, that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil goes "oh crap, she's up".
26-12-2021, 02:10 PM
or worse, of hungry piranha's
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)
26-12-2021, 02:12 PM
With hungry bellies and big
Be the kind of woman, that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil goes "oh crap, she's up".
26-12-2021, 02:13 PM
and very sharp white teeth
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)
26-12-2021, 02:15 PM
that makes the dentist smile
Be the kind of woman, that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil goes "oh crap, she's up".
26-12-2021, 02:57 PM
Because it will cost hundreds
26-12-2021, 03:06 PM
Adding to his holiday fund
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)
26-12-2021, 03:20 PM
for his wife to spend
Be the kind of woman, that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil goes "oh crap, she's up".
26-12-2021, 05:53 PM
Adding to their extensive library
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)
26-12-2021, 06:08 PM
of porn, BDSM and witchcraft
Be the kind of woman, that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil goes "oh crap, she's up".
26-12-2021, 06:15 PM
who was sometimes a witch
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)
26-12-2021, 06:19 PM
who liked her men rich
Be the kind of woman, that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil goes "oh crap, she's up".
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