I'm thinking I might grow a beard...

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I have nearly lost mine, when either sneezing or laughing.

Leave the buggers out next time you go out lilith. The freedom is so liberating.

Oh, and not wearing lippy. I hate putting lipstick on when I go out.

I would draw the line at going out naked though. Only  mine and the kitty's eyes get to see that appalling atrocity. Even she looks away sometimes.

  I've noticed the cat who runs the house is always studiously sleeping at moments like that - & the dog, too.

It's really hard to get good obedient pets these days. They know they have us over a barrel.

I don't see my girl paying for anything either. Pfft. Little monsters.