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Jokes and Funnies...
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One afternoon a teacher gives her class a homework assignment to go home and have their parents tell them a story with a moral.
The next morning the teacher stands in front of the class and asks, ÔÇ£would anyone like to share the story from their homework?ÔÇØ
25 little hands shoot in the air and the teacher calls on a young boy.
ÔÇ£Well,ÔÇØ starts the boy, ÔÇ£my family raises chickens, and one time our chicken laid 9 eggs, but when they hatched we only got 8 chicks.ÔÇØ
ÔÇ£And what was the moral of that story,ÔÇØ asked the teacher.
ÔÇ£DonÔÇÖt count your chickens before they hatch!ÔÇØ
ÔÇ£Very good!ÔÇØ She responded, ÔÇ£who else would like to share their story?ÔÇØ
This time she called on a girl in the front of the room.
ÔÇ£We raise chickens too, but we raise them for their eggs,ÔÇØ said the girl. ÔÇ£One time we put our eggs in a basket in the back of our truck to take them to market, but on the way we hit a bump and the basket flew out and all the eggs broke.ÔÇØ
ÔÇ£What was the moral there?ÔÇØ
ÔÇ£DonÔÇÖt put all your eggs in one basket!ÔÇØ
ÔÇ£Excellent,ÔÇØ said the teacher. ÔÇ£We have time for one more story- who would like to share?ÔÇØ
This time she called on a boy in the back of the room. ÔÇ£Ok, Johnny- tell us your story.ÔÇØ
ÔÇ£My dad told me a story about my aunt Becky, who was a pilot in Desert Storm. One day she was flying over enemy territory when her plane was shot down, and all she had in the plane was a bottle of whiskey, a machete, and a machine gun. So she drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldnÔÇÖt go to waste and when she crash landed there were 100 enemy soldier waiting for her. So she killed 80 with the machine gun until she ran out of ammo, then she killed 10 with the machete till the blade broke off, then she killed the last 10 with her bare hands.ÔÇØ
The teacher is absolutely appalled, but trying to maintain her composure she chokes out, ÔÇ£and w-what did your father tell you was the moral to that story?ÔÇØ
ÔÇ£To stay the hell away from my aunt Becky when sheÔÇÖs been drinking!ÔÇØ ???????
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Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 07-11-2021, 12:14 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Praktica - 07-11-2021, 12:31 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 08-11-2021, 08:51 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 09-11-2021, 01:39 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 11-11-2021, 11:11 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 13-11-2021, 04:35 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by harm_less - 13-11-2021, 06:42 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by namtak - 13-11-2021, 08:36 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by harm_less - 14-11-2021, 01:31 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 15-11-2021, 06:12 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 16-11-2021, 10:23 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by namtak - 17-11-2021, 10:02 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 17-11-2021, 11:03 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 17-11-2021, 04:22 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Me+Me - 18-11-2021, 06:18 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by namtak - 18-11-2021, 02:47 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 19-11-2021, 10:46 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by jackford - 20-11-2021, 11:35 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 20-11-2021, 01:17 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by namtak - 21-11-2021, 09:20 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by jackford - 20-11-2021, 02:07 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 23-11-2021, 03:59 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 23-11-2021, 04:08 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 24-11-2021, 04:12 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 24-11-2021, 06:19 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 24-11-2021, 06:53 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 26-11-2021, 08:01 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 26-11-2021, 01:45 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 26-11-2021, 03:06 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 29-11-2021, 05:48 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 01-12-2021, 06:17 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 02-12-2021, 03:02 PM
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RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 03-12-2021, 11:04 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 03-12-2021, 03:14 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Rumpelteazer - 03-12-2021, 08:26 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 05-12-2021, 09:38 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 05-12-2021, 03:45 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 07-12-2021, 02:15 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 07-12-2021, 04:05 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 07-12-2021, 04:21 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by harm_less - 07-12-2021, 03:35 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 09-12-2021, 02:09 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Rumpelteazer - 10-12-2021, 08:26 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 12-12-2021, 06:30 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 17-12-2021, 03:19 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Oh_hunnihunni - 17-12-2021, 06:35 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 18-12-2021, 07:17 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 19-12-2021, 10:42 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 19-12-2021, 10:58 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Zurdo - 19-12-2021, 02:54 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 19-12-2021, 04:38 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 19-12-2021, 05:54 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Me+Me - 02-01-2022, 02:33 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by harm_less - 21-12-2021, 04:50 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 21-12-2021, 06:01 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 22-12-2021, 08:50 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 22-12-2021, 10:24 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 23-12-2021, 02:28 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 24-12-2021, 11:04 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Zurdo - 27-12-2021, 05:50 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Oldfellah - 27-12-2021, 06:58 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 02-01-2022, 02:26 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 02-01-2022, 03:21 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Me+Me - 02-01-2022, 03:31 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 02-01-2022, 04:05 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 02-01-2022, 05:47 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Oldfellah - 02-01-2022, 05:49 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 02-01-2022, 06:31 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Oldfellah - 02-01-2022, 07:21 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by jackford - 22-01-2022, 06:31 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 28-01-2022, 12:53 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 30-01-2022, 10:43 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by king1 - 17-02-2022, 06:47 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Oldfellah - 17-02-2022, 08:00 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 18-02-2022, 01:06 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by jackford - 18-02-2022, 07:55 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 28-02-2022, 06:27 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Me+Me - 28-02-2022, 06:36 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 28-03-2022, 02:00 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 03-08-2022, 11:37 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 23-08-2022, 03:36 PM
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