Jamie and his lass were going for a quiet roam in the gloaming. They stopped for a cuddle, and Jamie said "Put yer hand under ma kilt". Janie said "No, no, I couldnae". Jamie asked again, so Janie put her hand up under his kilt, whipped it out and said "Och, Jamie, it's gruesome". "Aye", said Jamie, "And if you put yer hand back you'll find it's grew some more".
I do have other cameras!