05-08-2022, 11:45 AM
"The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
"There is one notable thing about our Christianity: bad, bloody, merciless, money-grabbing, and predatory. The invention of hell measured by our Christianity of today, bad as it is, hypocritical as it is, empty and hollow as it is, neither the deity nor his son is a Christian, nor qualified for that moderately high place. Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilled."
Mark Twain
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
"There is one notable thing about our Christianity: bad, bloody, merciless, money-grabbing, and predatory. The invention of hell measured by our Christianity of today, bad as it is, hypocritical as it is, empty and hollow as it is, neither the deity nor his son is a Christian, nor qualified for that moderately high place. Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilled."
Mark Twain
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)