You can never have enough...

[Oh_hunnihunni]

Jan's Nana's fly cemeteries reminded me of my Mum, she used to delight in a family joke line that I believe came down from her Father, and before that some comedian on a radio show. When picking up a currant or raisin scone, she would look at us each in turn with a really wicked light in her eye, then she'd hold up the item between two fingers and declaim loudly 'Waiter! There's a fly in my bun!' Whereupon we would all develop a fit of the giggles - despite it being so old and well used a joke it really should have been retired after the first outing.

Simpler times perhaps...