12-07-2022, 11:46 AM
Preferred epitaph
"JESUS CHRIST, IS THAT THE TIME ALREADY?"
Failing that, I would like an epitaph in writing so tiny that visitors would have to inch right next to my gravestone to read it. It would say:
"YOUÔÇÖRE STANDING ON MY BALLS."
Billy Connolly
My dad gave $50 bucks to a guy who said he needed medicine for his kids. I told me dad he was probably going to spend the money on alcohol or something, but my Dad said that ÔÇ£Whether he was lying or not says something about HIS character, but hearing someone in need & choosing not to help when I have the means says something about mine.ÔÇØ
I never forget that.
Anon
ÔÇ£Ridiculous yachts and private planes and big limousines wonÔÇÖt make people enjoy life more, and it sends out terrible messages to the people who work for them. It would be so much better if that money was spent in Africa ÔÇô and itÔÇÖs about getting a balance.ÔÇØ
Richard Branson
ÔÇ£The biggest threat to any society is its own young men between the ages of 14 & 24ÔÇØ
Anon
"We are all visitors to this place. We are just passing through. Our purpose here is to observe, to learn, to grow, to love....& then we return home."
Australian aborigine proverb
"JESUS CHRIST, IS THAT THE TIME ALREADY?"
Failing that, I would like an epitaph in writing so tiny that visitors would have to inch right next to my gravestone to read it. It would say:
"YOUÔÇÖRE STANDING ON MY BALLS."
Billy Connolly
My dad gave $50 bucks to a guy who said he needed medicine for his kids. I told me dad he was probably going to spend the money on alcohol or something, but my Dad said that ÔÇ£Whether he was lying or not says something about HIS character, but hearing someone in need & choosing not to help when I have the means says something about mine.ÔÇØ
I never forget that.
Anon
ÔÇ£Ridiculous yachts and private planes and big limousines wonÔÇÖt make people enjoy life more, and it sends out terrible messages to the people who work for them. It would be so much better if that money was spent in Africa ÔÇô and itÔÇÖs about getting a balance.ÔÇØ
Richard Branson
ÔÇ£The biggest threat to any society is its own young men between the ages of 14 & 24ÔÇØ
Anon
"We are all visitors to this place. We are just passing through. Our purpose here is to observe, to learn, to grow, to love....& then we return home."
Australian aborigine proverb
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)