09-07-2022, 11:01 AM
ÔÇ£Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.ÔÇØ
"If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up."
"This double chin was grafted on to me, in Brazil. It belonged to Elizabeth Taylor. It was her left love handle."
"There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously."
ÔÇ£Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.ÔÇØ
ÔÇ£Australia is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.ÔÇØ*
*May have been slightly altered. Possibly.
Barry Humphries/Dame Edna Everage
"If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up."
"This double chin was grafted on to me, in Brazil. It belonged to Elizabeth Taylor. It was her left love handle."
"There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously."
ÔÇ£Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.ÔÇØ
ÔÇ£Australia is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.ÔÇØ*
*May have been slightly altered. Possibly.
Barry Humphries/Dame Edna Everage
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)