Sayings & Quotes

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"The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents."
John J. Plomp

"If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says "keep away from children"
Susan Savannah

"Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective."
P J O'Rourke


"There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone to do it, or forbid your children from doing it."
Monta Crane

"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance."
Franklin P. Jones


"The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent."
Mel Lazarus

"Children are a great comfort in your old age. And they help you reach it faster, too."
Lionel Kaufman

"Never have children, only grandchildren."
Gore Vidal


"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
Phyllis Diller