26-06-2022, 11:42 AM
"Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us."
Jerry Seinfeld
"Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out."
Matthew Broderick
"You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up."
Anonymous
"Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories."
John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester
Jerry Seinfeld
"Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out."
Matthew Broderick
"You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up."
Anonymous
"Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories."
John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)