Sayings & Quotes

[Lilith7]

ÔÇ£If we reach the limit of human endurance, if the pain goes beyond the grasp of palliative care; we should have the human right to say: ÔÇ£This far & no furtherÔÇØ & be assisted, with proper safeguards to take such steps as necessary to quit this life in dignity.ÔÇØ
Alex Cole-Hamilton

ÔÇ£I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.ÔÇØ

ÔÇ£When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.ÔÇØ

ÔÇ£Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.ÔÇØ


ÔÇ£I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.ÔÇØ

ÔÇ£Humour is reason gone mad.ÔÇØ

ÔÇ£The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.ÔÇØ


ÔÇ£Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.ÔÇØ

ÔÇ£I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.ÔÇØ

ÔÇ£Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.ÔÇØ

ÔÇ£One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.ÔÇØ

ÔÇ£I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.ÔÇØ

ÔÇ£If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.ÔÇØ


Groucho Marx






Groucho Marx


ÔÇ£I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.ÔÇØ


ÔÇ£He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.ÔÇØ



ÔÇ£If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.ÔÇØ

ÔÇ£Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.ÔÇØ

ÔÇ£Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.ÔÇØ


ÔÇ£A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.ÔÇØ
Groucho Marx