Sayings & Quotes

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"If you can't laugh at yourself Jeffrey, you are missing out on the Joke of the Century"
Dame Edna Everidge to Baron Archer



ÔÇ£Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.ÔÇØ
Einstein

ÔÇ£I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankindÔÇÖs sole purpose on this planet. If youÔÇÖre wondering what I believe our purpose on this planet is, IÔÇÖll give you a hint: It has to do with creating and sharing.ÔÇØ
Bill Hicks



ÔÇ£The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. ÔÇ£

ÔÇ£The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. ÔÇ£

ÔÇ£You canÔÇÖt help getting older, but you donÔÇÖt have to get old.ÔÇØ


ÔÇ£Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.ÔÇØ


ÔÇ£When I was a boy, the Dead sea was only sick.ÔÇØ

ÔÇ£It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.ÔÇØ

George Burns