New Mask Exemption Regime

[dken31]

i dont do glares, im far more succinct.
that guy that called you a feeble fat fuck in the frozens aisle at Fraser Cove Countdown, that was me.
that guy that shouted at you to get the fuck away from me you diseased maggot at the welcome bay fish and chip shop
Friday nite, then made you wait outside until he left, me again.
that guy who told you to wear a mask cos youre an ugly fuck at the bethlehem bin inn this weekend. yours truly.

youll know when you come across magoo sir
put your mask on skidmark.

Sorry mate, I was brought up with the old "stick and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me", so you can wear your potty-mouthed degeneracy on your sleeve all you like and it's water off a ducks back. Verbal aggression like yours would probably get an actual laugh rather than just a smile, but otherwise I don't bother engaging which tends to make the small minded angry tirade fall somewhat flat. As for the "made you wait outside...", I wouldn't leave a shop because another customer told me to, so we obviously haven't crossed paths yet.