29-04-2022, 11:50 AM
"Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun."
"The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the toilet."
"The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open."
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway."
"Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney."
"The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth."
"A closed mouth gathers no feet."
Anon
"The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the toilet."
"The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open."
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway."
"Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney."
"The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth."
"A closed mouth gathers no feet."
Anon
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)