My sexual orientation.

[Magoo]

Fart oo much reading. Not a bullet point to be seen.
But I think Ive got the gist of it. Let me boil it down.
Leave the fucken homos alone. They didn't do shit to anyone.
Leave the russkis and the Ukraines living among us the fuck alone.
They are us, now.
Lotta haters out there.
I won't tolerate it.

I'm not sure "homos" is the correct nomenclature, but I appreciate and support your sentiment. Far too much hate out there, all we can do is show acceptance, understanding and love to everyone in our lives and hope it rubs off.

My gay friends, and family, assure me it's perfectly fine. As is queer. Which I don't really like. I don't like fag either.
I worked in a restaurant in San Francisco, where I was the only hetero on a staff of many.(20?)and they give as good as get. One of the funnest places I ever worked.
They know how to party do our gay brothers and sisters.

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Now stop that blubbering. You had your chance and you blew it. I'm thinking of changing my gender and stalking Olive. That woman has a very attractive mind.

Or maybe magoo.

I am the fickle sort...

Sauce!!
Whoop whoop
Boing.

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It was just a matter of time before I charmed the socks off someone.