28-03-2022, 02:00 PM
voice activated lift, Scotland.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FFRoYhTJQQ
Dead politicians
A large jet plane carrying several politicians from both main political parties crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Australia.
Panic-stricken, the local police mobilised and descended on the farm in force. By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.
The officer and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer ploughing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the manÔÇÖs tractor.
ÔÇ£Harry,ÔÇØ the officer yelled, panting and out of breath. ÔÇ£Did you see this terrible accident happen?ÔÇØ
ÔÇ£Yep. Sure did,ÔÇØ the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractorÔÇÖs engine.
ÔÇ£Were there any survivors?ÔÇØ
ÔÇ£Nope. TheyÔÇÖre all killed straight out,ÔÇØ the farmer answered. ÔÇ£I buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning.ÔÇØ
ÔÇ£TheyÔÇÖre all dead?ÔÇØ the officer asked.
Well, the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. They kept saying they werent
ÔÇ£But you know how those mongrel bastards lie.ÔÇØ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FFRoYhTJQQ
Dead politicians
A large jet plane carrying several politicians from both main political parties crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Australia.
Panic-stricken, the local police mobilised and descended on the farm in force. By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.
The officer and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer ploughing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the manÔÇÖs tractor.
ÔÇ£Harry,ÔÇØ the officer yelled, panting and out of breath. ÔÇ£Did you see this terrible accident happen?ÔÇØ
ÔÇ£Yep. Sure did,ÔÇØ the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractorÔÇÖs engine.
ÔÇ£Were there any survivors?ÔÇØ
ÔÇ£Nope. TheyÔÇÖre all killed straight out,ÔÇØ the farmer answered. ÔÇ£I buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning.ÔÇØ
ÔÇ£TheyÔÇÖre all dead?ÔÇØ the officer asked.
Well, the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. They kept saying they werent
ÔÇ£But you know how those mongrel bastards lie.ÔÇØ
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