22-01-2022, 10:44 AM
"Senescence begins
And middle age ends
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends."
Ogden Nash
"Religion is like a penis:
Its fine to have one
Its fine to be proud of it
But please donÔÇÖt whip it out in public & start waving it around
Most of all - donÔÇÖt shove it where its not wanted!!"
Anon
"There's one advantage to being 102. There's no peer pressure."
DENNIS WOLFBERG
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. "
George Best
"Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order. "
David Gerrold
And middle age ends
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends."
Ogden Nash
"Religion is like a penis:
Its fine to have one
Its fine to be proud of it
But please donÔÇÖt whip it out in public & start waving it around
Most of all - donÔÇÖt shove it where its not wanted!!"
Anon
"There's one advantage to being 102. There's no peer pressure."
DENNIS WOLFBERG
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. "
George Best
"Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order. "
David Gerrold
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)