17-07-2020, 12:05 PM
Dear Waxeye population,
Please stop crashing into the windows of the house.
If it doesn't kill you, you just sit there stunned for ages while the cat gets rather excited. She would like nothing more to eat you, but that's not the way you should go out. You should die of old age, surrounded by your waxeye friends and family. Your final word will be a quiet, stoic tweet and the bird doctor will shut your eyes with their wing like they do in the films. Your funeral will be a quiet dignified affair, and there'll be a generous helping of birdseed at the reception where the waxeyes can catch up with their distant waxeye relatives and remark how so-and-so has let themselves go or how dare Steve show up after the things he tweeted.
But all that is by the by.
Stay clear of the windows!
All the best,
Birdman
Please stop crashing into the windows of the house.
If it doesn't kill you, you just sit there stunned for ages while the cat gets rather excited. She would like nothing more to eat you, but that's not the way you should go out. You should die of old age, surrounded by your waxeye friends and family. Your final word will be a quiet, stoic tweet and the bird doctor will shut your eyes with their wing like they do in the films. Your funeral will be a quiet dignified affair, and there'll be a generous helping of birdseed at the reception where the waxeyes can catch up with their distant waxeye relatives and remark how so-and-so has let themselves go or how dare Steve show up after the things he tweeted.
But all that is by the by.
Stay clear of the windows!
All the best,
Birdman