In your next life, what do you want to be?

[Zurdo]

I'd come back as a house cat - I'd be a real smoochy guy (with no balls) and they'd think I was the best thing ever. Heaps of food and nice warm comfy places to sleep. At night I'd go outside and scream at the other cats, and then beat the shit out of them. I'd eat baby birds in their nest, and crap in the neighbours garden, and then dig up all the seedlings. In the morning my dumb humans would think I was all cute again, give me even more food, and then I'd sleep on their bed all day.