Happy Matariki

[yousnoozeyoulose]

How long until crass commercialisation takes hold?

I'm sure that someone at Pak'nSave HQ had pencilled down "Meatariki" at some point.

[Olive]

Eew... don't give them ideas!

[Oh_hunnihunni]

I do like the 'feeding the stars' concept...

[undercoverhippycop]

Did you fullas watch shortie last nite ow?

[Oh_hunnihunni]

Nah bro. I have Neon...

[undercoverhippycop]

was this choice scene where dis honky bald head fulla was tryin to impress dis wahine by learning te te ah you know maori to celebrate matariki wiv her but she done get all spazzy and told him to bugger off right after the last couple of years of all this feel sorry for marori stuff and boom we get marori being mean to honkys on prime tele bro sorry bout not being able to use your fullas alfabet propper and grama etc yo!

[harm_less]

was this choice scene where dis honky bald head fulla was tryin to impress dis wahine by learning te te ah you know maori to celebrate matariki wiv her but she done get all spazzy and told him to bugger off right after the last couple of years of all this feel sorry for marori stuff and boom we get marori being mean to honkys on prime tele bro sorry bout not being able to use your fullas alfabet propper and grama etc yo!

And watching that TV drama has this result on your linguistic skills? Best to avoid it in that case

[Oh_hunnihunni]

Billy T was a hell of a lot funnier than you.

[Lilith7]

was this choice scene where dis honky bald head fulla was tryin to impress dis wahine by learning te te ah you know maori to celebrate matariki wiv her but she done get all spazzy and told him to bugger off right after the last couple of years of all this feel sorry for marori stuff and boom we get marori being mean to honkys on prime tele bro sorry bout not being able to use your fullas alfabet propper and grama etc yo!

And this people, is what can happen when exposed to Shortland street...

[undercoverhippycop]

Carnt wayt for tanites eppasode ow gees

[Outsider]

was this choice scene where dis honky bald head fulla was tryin to impress dis wahine by learning te te ah you know maori to celebrate matariki wiv her but she done get all spazzy and told him to bugger off right after the last couple of years of all this feel sorry for marori stuff and boom we get marori being mean to honkys on prime tele bro sorry bout not being able to use your fullas alfabet propper and grama etc yo!

And watching that TV drama has this result on your linguistic skills? Best to avoid it in that case

Haha, I think so!

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was this choice scene where dis honky bald head fulla was tryin to impress dis wahine by learning te te ah you know maori to celebrate matariki wiv her but she done get all spazzy and told him to bugger off right after the last couple of years of all this feel sorry for marori stuff and boom we get marori being mean to honkys on prime tele bro sorry bout not being able to use your fullas alfabet propper and grama etc yo!

And watching that TV drama has this result on your linguistic skills? Best to avoid it in that case

Haha, I think so!
It's a worry alright

[Olive]

was this choice scene where dis honky bald head fulla was tryin to impress dis wahine by learning te te ah you know maori to celebrate matariki wiv her but she done get all spazzy and told him to bugger off right after the last couple of years of all this feel sorry for marori stuff and boom we get marori being mean to honkys on prime tele bro sorry bout not being able to use your fullas alfabet propper and grama etc yo!

Is this an attempt to be amusing?    If so it's pretty weak.   Maybe try it somewhere else.

[undercoverhippycop]

Yes it was, yes it was, No I like it here. Bless ya lovely woman

[Oh_hunnihunni]

Awwwwwww. So, you like a bit of beating up then?

[undercoverhippycop]

lol ...

[Oh_hunnihunni]

A sense of humour is a beautiful thing.

[undercoverhippycop]

Even nicer in a woman :-)

[Oh_hunnihunni]

For women it is a survival trait...

[undercoverhippycop]

women are beautiful!

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said in the most matarikiist way

[Oldfellah]

Shortland street and Matariki are both a load of shit!, I sure as hell dont want to sit out and look at stars, oh and happy Maori New Year