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Easter jokes - Lilith7 - 16-04-2022
Apologies in advance - some of these are groan inducing, but I was unable to resist.
Now before we start, we would like to tell you that we will not be going to do any jokes about Jesus.
Hes not the kind of guy youd like to Cross!
Why was the Easter bunny arrested for taking money from kids forcefully?
He was charged with eggstortion.
What is the head of the Easter Bunny association called?
Chareman.
What type of seat does an Easter bunny prefer?
An arm chare.
Who does the Easter Bunny admire the most among humans?
Eggheads.
On Easter Sunday, I witnessed Batman leave church early.
I had never seen Christian Bale before.
What do you call a flea-infested rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
Why was the Easter egg hiding from everyone? 
He was inherently a little chicken.
RE: Easter jokes - Oh_hunnihunni - 16-04-2022
Supermarket is closed.
No. Really.
The pandemic couldn't do it, but wave a minor religious holiday at it and the doors slam shut...
RE: Easter jokes - Lilith7 - 16-04-2022
(16-04-2022, 04:35 PM)Oh_hunnihunni Wrote: Supermarket is closed. True, that.
No. Really.
The pandemic couldn't do it, but wave a minor religious holiday at it and the doors slam shut...
RE: Easter jokes - Magoo - 17-04-2022
knew the supermarket was closing for the day so have been stockpiling for the last 6 weeks.
went and panic brought enough for extended siege night before.
hopefully we'll scrape thru.
RE: Easter jokes - Oldfellah - 17-04-2022
Supermarkets closed?? Damn there goes my social outing for the week 
What do you tell a jokester egg on Easter? You're crackin' me up!
What do you put in your hair before church on Easter? Hare spray!
How many chocolate bunnies can you put in an empty basket? Only one because after that, it's not empty!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Have you ever seen the Easter Bunny with glasses?!
RE: Easter jokes - Oh_hunnihunni - 17-04-2022
Mine too. Tg 4 the library!!
RE: Easter jokes - Lilith7 - 17-04-2022
(17-04-2022, 05:47 PM)Oh_hunnihunni Wrote: Mine too. Tg 4 the library!!I tend to think that if there's an afterlife, it will be half library & half gigantic art studio; both fully stocked obviously...
RE: Easter jokes - Oldfellah - 17-04-2022
God your easily pleased then.
RE: Easter jokes - Lilith7 - 17-04-2022
(17-04-2022, 07:09 PM)Oldfellah Wrote: God your easily pleased then.There will also be dancing, movies etc etc. - & who knows what else we might get up to.